THE JAY WALKER
September 9th 2009 01:14
THE JAY WALKER
By: The Old Man - 23rd July 2009
Normally around about the first of the morning, all he ever wanted to do was to get up and go to the toilet, and not be bothered about the days events ahead, till he had some breakfast and a cup’pa coffee or tea inside him; and yet, funnily enough, that was exactly what his wife and kids ever wanted too. There is no telling where or when Jay Walking first began to be a problem for any one, nut for this man, it was always going to happen from the moment he got out of bed. And he never knew it and he would never have guessed that was always going to be his Immediate Problem every morning. And as sure as you can look at your self in the mirror, he would eventually end up “Jay Walking” and as sure as there as stars in the sky, he would have either an accident, or a near miss, and to him, it was always the other persons fault. And he would shake his fist at the perpetrator of his immediate discomforts and perhaps injuries, and cry out to them “You damned fool, why don’t you watch where your going? Can’t you see, I was crossing the road in safety till you came along, you idiot.”
And yet our jay walker is as ordinary as you and I, with the normal amount of intelligence as you and I, and a man of good earning capacity, and his wife and kids were alright and every one liked him and as far as we see for our selves, he had just a slight nervous disposition; and yet he gets a thrill out of skipping in front of fast moving vehicles, trains and trucks and the like. And despite many a friendly warning, he keeps on sticking his neck out, and up till this point you would label him as a foolish bloke, who had queer ideas of fun; and how ever it kept his wife and kids on a nervous tight rope he doesn’t get the point at all; His ideas of lady luck finally run out for him and he is slightly injured many times in succession, with each one a little bit worse than the one before. Now you and I would expect a bloke like him if her were normal to wisen up, and to cut it out. But presently he is hit again, and this time he ends up with a fractured skull. And a week after getting out of hospital a fast moving tram mows him down and breaks an arm and a leg. He tells every one including him self “That’s it I’ve had it, I’m through for ever, from now on, I’m going to use the pedestrian crossings, that he is through with jay walking for ever more.
How ever, on through the years he goes, continuing on in the same manner as before, and always making solemn promises that it will never happen again; that he is going to be more careful from now on, or other wise he is going to stay off of the streets all together or send himself to a nut house for specialist treatment. Finally is wife and children leave him and he can no longer get a job, and finally divorce happens. And every one feels what a great pity it is for a man as he once was, should end up the way he is, simply because of jay walking. Then he takes himself off to one mental ward after another to try to shake his head free from this jay walking habits. Alas, it is all to no avail, for on the next occasion he leaves the asylum he races right out in front of an ambulance answering a distress call, which breaks his neck and spine. To such as us, we would certainly name this man as crazy. And you may think this story as being very fictional as well. But it isn’t.
We have come across many a similar story, and some times even in our own lives. We can admit that if we were to swap the words “Jay Walking” for ‘Self Centeredness’ or for “Alcoholism “ or for “Drug Addiction” or for the “Satanic Occultism” or for “Wife Swapping Parties” or for “Nudists” or for “Streekers” or for “Free Masonry” or for “Roman Catholicism” or for “Babylonianism” or for “Evolutionism” or for “One World Government Controlism” or for “Global Warmingism” or for “Carbon Emissionism” or for “Crystal Ballism” or for “Witchcraftism” or for “Prostitutionism” or for “Compulsive Chatterboxism” or for “Perpetual Delinquency” or for “Day Dreamingism” or for “Supermanism” or for “World Supremecyism” or for “Being Married more than once” or for “Bikey Gangism” or for Child Sex Tradeism” and so on, the results would be the same. Have you ever wondered what the definition of insanity really means? Well it means this “Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result each time; and each time it was different, it was more painful and injurious, than on the previous occasions, to one self and others around them, every time.”
Who told me that, well a very good friend of mine told me that about fifteen years ago now; What then is Jay walking? Well it can take any number of forms such as “Free Lance Journalism Run Amok, or it is some times seen in others as “Running of at the mouth when in other company than your own,” and it can been seen in others and in our selves to be “Allowing the steering committee in your head run the whole show all of the time inside your head,” and it is seen in a person who is “Never making up their mind,” or in
“Allowing others to make your mind up for you,” or in “Telling others it’s their fault rather than you needing to accept things the way they are,” or in “Giving a person a job to do, and then telling them - I prefer it this way, but its up to you - and then getting angry when they have done it the way they have thought it best to do, anyway” or in “Always talking with friends about your hopeless love affair when it was over months ago or even years ago,” or in “Hoping others will step in for you and make him or her want to love you when he or she was never in love with you in the first place,” or in “Not wanting to learn how to read and write,” or in “Not wanting to have some one or others to be in authority, over you, even when they are, and have the right to be,” or in “Believing that intelligence is the corner stone of all knowledge and observation, and the rights to lead others - even when you don’t know a damned thing about it,’ or in “Being in a conversation just to hear your self speaking,” or in “Accepting that impressing people with your all of your knowledge and experience, from the age of one year old and upwards, is the answer to all of your problems,” or in “Denying that God actually exists,” or in “Denying that God actually created all things,” or in “Denying that God actually created us as mankind in His image and likeness,’ or in “Denying that God has the actual and ultimate power and authority over all of us, regardless of how smart we are,” or in “Denying that we need salvation as much as any one else in the world in Jesus Christ’s name,” or in “Making small and large technical and scientific discoveries, only to use them for immoral illegal gains over others,” or in “Creating other gods to worship rather than worship the one true God which art in heaven and creator of all of the universe, and us.” And so on.
Jay Walking is some thing we all fall folly to every now and then, including those who are actually thieves, murderers, rapists, slave traders, child stealers, fraud’s, wearing the wrong uniform, stealers of peoples identity, sodomites, feminists, arsonists, stealers of peoples property, real estate frauds, state tax frauds, land frauds, council frauds, commercial frauds, advertising frauds, radio frauds, medical frauds, cosmetic surgery frauds, xray frauds, dental frauds, fashion frauds, sporting frauds, conspiring to defraud, conspiring to enslave others, law frauds, legal tender and coinage frauds, shipping frauds, cooking frauds, function frauds, serving frauds, naming frauds, travel frauds, exploitation fraud, merchantile frauds, contract frauds, monetary exchange frauds, reports frauds, liars, gossip mongers, pointing the finger frauds, self esteem frauds, personal rights frauds, constitutional frauds, and so on.
Jay Walking is some thing inherent in all of us, that should we pursue one such ting, or many of them, we would be totally useless as a godly moral man or woman and child; so the thing to do is to check with your self and with a man who is established and ordained as a Minister of God’s Word and Sacraments where ever possible, or again preferably some man who is truly a Christian man, if the minister is not available or with some one who is identified as a closed mouth friend (preferably not a relative, wife, husband, or children), who will not be affected at any disclosures you might have of your self, as to the type of jay walking you are most commonly caught up in, and then place your self unreservedly under their sponsorship and mentorship from then onwards for at least the next seven years.
Jay Walking is every ones business, because it affects a lot of people where ever you are at that time, and when you return to that place you call home or house, or shack; and no matter what the circumstances Jay Walking is the business of the person who is continually guilty of never growing up enough with which to out grow this ill-fated malady, and a spiritual godly malady it really is. How ever and strange as this may seem at the time, Jay Walking is also cure-able. The punishment for ongoing Jay walking is always personal disaster. The cure is not always an easy pill to taste and take, but it works wonders when done unreservedly, to turn ones life and will and power and authority over to the care of God. Hope to See ya in church or in a meeting some time. I will keep on praying to God for you till then.
Sincerely, The Old Man.
By: The Old Man - 23rd July 2009
Normally around about the first of the morning, all he ever wanted to do was to get up and go to the toilet, and not be bothered about the days events ahead, till he had some breakfast and a cup’pa coffee or tea inside him; and yet, funnily enough, that was exactly what his wife and kids ever wanted too. There is no telling where or when Jay Walking first began to be a problem for any one, nut for this man, it was always going to happen from the moment he got out of bed. And he never knew it and he would never have guessed that was always going to be his Immediate Problem every morning. And as sure as you can look at your self in the mirror, he would eventually end up “Jay Walking” and as sure as there as stars in the sky, he would have either an accident, or a near miss, and to him, it was always the other persons fault. And he would shake his fist at the perpetrator of his immediate discomforts and perhaps injuries, and cry out to them “You damned fool, why don’t you watch where your going? Can’t you see, I was crossing the road in safety till you came along, you idiot.”
And yet our jay walker is as ordinary as you and I, with the normal amount of intelligence as you and I, and a man of good earning capacity, and his wife and kids were alright and every one liked him and as far as we see for our selves, he had just a slight nervous disposition; and yet he gets a thrill out of skipping in front of fast moving vehicles, trains and trucks and the like. And despite many a friendly warning, he keeps on sticking his neck out, and up till this point you would label him as a foolish bloke, who had queer ideas of fun; and how ever it kept his wife and kids on a nervous tight rope he doesn’t get the point at all; His ideas of lady luck finally run out for him and he is slightly injured many times in succession, with each one a little bit worse than the one before. Now you and I would expect a bloke like him if her were normal to wisen up, and to cut it out. But presently he is hit again, and this time he ends up with a fractured skull. And a week after getting out of hospital a fast moving tram mows him down and breaks an arm and a leg. He tells every one including him self “That’s it I’ve had it, I’m through for ever, from now on, I’m going to use the pedestrian crossings, that he is through with jay walking for ever more.
How ever, on through the years he goes, continuing on in the same manner as before, and always making solemn promises that it will never happen again; that he is going to be more careful from now on, or other wise he is going to stay off of the streets all together or send himself to a nut house for specialist treatment. Finally is wife and children leave him and he can no longer get a job, and finally divorce happens. And every one feels what a great pity it is for a man as he once was, should end up the way he is, simply because of jay walking. Then he takes himself off to one mental ward after another to try to shake his head free from this jay walking habits. Alas, it is all to no avail, for on the next occasion he leaves the asylum he races right out in front of an ambulance answering a distress call, which breaks his neck and spine. To such as us, we would certainly name this man as crazy. And you may think this story as being very fictional as well. But it isn’t.
We have come across many a similar story, and some times even in our own lives. We can admit that if we were to swap the words “Jay Walking” for ‘Self Centeredness’ or for “Alcoholism “ or for “Drug Addiction” or for the “Satanic Occultism” or for “Wife Swapping Parties” or for “Nudists” or for “Streekers” or for “Free Masonry” or for “Roman Catholicism” or for “Babylonianism” or for “Evolutionism” or for “One World Government Controlism” or for “Global Warmingism” or for “Carbon Emissionism” or for “Crystal Ballism” or for “Witchcraftism” or for “Prostitutionism” or for “Compulsive Chatterboxism” or for “Perpetual Delinquency” or for “Day Dreamingism” or for “Supermanism” or for “World Supremecyism” or for “Being Married more than once” or for “Bikey Gangism” or for Child Sex Tradeism” and so on, the results would be the same. Have you ever wondered what the definition of insanity really means? Well it means this “Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result each time; and each time it was different, it was more painful and injurious, than on the previous occasions, to one self and others around them, every time.”
Who told me that, well a very good friend of mine told me that about fifteen years ago now; What then is Jay walking? Well it can take any number of forms such as “Free Lance Journalism Run Amok, or it is some times seen in others as “Running of at the mouth when in other company than your own,” and it can been seen in others and in our selves to be “Allowing the steering committee in your head run the whole show all of the time inside your head,” and it is seen in a person who is “Never making up their mind,” or in
“Allowing others to make your mind up for you,” or in “Telling others it’s their fault rather than you needing to accept things the way they are,” or in “Giving a person a job to do, and then telling them - I prefer it this way, but its up to you - and then getting angry when they have done it the way they have thought it best to do, anyway” or in “Always talking with friends about your hopeless love affair when it was over months ago or even years ago,” or in “Hoping others will step in for you and make him or her want to love you when he or she was never in love with you in the first place,” or in “Not wanting to learn how to read and write,” or in “Not wanting to have some one or others to be in authority, over you, even when they are, and have the right to be,” or in “Believing that intelligence is the corner stone of all knowledge and observation, and the rights to lead others - even when you don’t know a damned thing about it,’ or in “Being in a conversation just to hear your self speaking,” or in “Accepting that impressing people with your all of your knowledge and experience, from the age of one year old and upwards, is the answer to all of your problems,” or in “Denying that God actually exists,” or in “Denying that God actually created all things,” or in “Denying that God actually created us as mankind in His image and likeness,’ or in “Denying that God has the actual and ultimate power and authority over all of us, regardless of how smart we are,” or in “Denying that we need salvation as much as any one else in the world in Jesus Christ’s name,” or in “Making small and large technical and scientific discoveries, only to use them for immoral illegal gains over others,” or in “Creating other gods to worship rather than worship the one true God which art in heaven and creator of all of the universe, and us.” And so on.
Jay Walking is some thing we all fall folly to every now and then, including those who are actually thieves, murderers, rapists, slave traders, child stealers, fraud’s, wearing the wrong uniform, stealers of peoples identity, sodomites, feminists, arsonists, stealers of peoples property, real estate frauds, state tax frauds, land frauds, council frauds, commercial frauds, advertising frauds, radio frauds, medical frauds, cosmetic surgery frauds, xray frauds, dental frauds, fashion frauds, sporting frauds, conspiring to defraud, conspiring to enslave others, law frauds, legal tender and coinage frauds, shipping frauds, cooking frauds, function frauds, serving frauds, naming frauds, travel frauds, exploitation fraud, merchantile frauds, contract frauds, monetary exchange frauds, reports frauds, liars, gossip mongers, pointing the finger frauds, self esteem frauds, personal rights frauds, constitutional frauds, and so on.
Jay Walking is some thing inherent in all of us, that should we pursue one such ting, or many of them, we would be totally useless as a godly moral man or woman and child; so the thing to do is to check with your self and with a man who is established and ordained as a Minister of God’s Word and Sacraments where ever possible, or again preferably some man who is truly a Christian man, if the minister is not available or with some one who is identified as a closed mouth friend (preferably not a relative, wife, husband, or children), who will not be affected at any disclosures you might have of your self, as to the type of jay walking you are most commonly caught up in, and then place your self unreservedly under their sponsorship and mentorship from then onwards for at least the next seven years.
Jay Walking is every ones business, because it affects a lot of people where ever you are at that time, and when you return to that place you call home or house, or shack; and no matter what the circumstances Jay Walking is the business of the person who is continually guilty of never growing up enough with which to out grow this ill-fated malady, and a spiritual godly malady it really is. How ever and strange as this may seem at the time, Jay Walking is also cure-able. The punishment for ongoing Jay walking is always personal disaster. The cure is not always an easy pill to taste and take, but it works wonders when done unreservedly, to turn ones life and will and power and authority over to the care of God. Hope to See ya in church or in a meeting some time. I will keep on praying to God for you till then.
Sincerely, The Old Man.
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